Mablengov is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind mongoose.

Mablengov created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablengov, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mablengov, she will remove you from existence.

Mablengov's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mablengov's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must pray to Mablengov three times a day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.