Metfebbassnil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bird.

Metfebbassnil created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metfebbassnil, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Metfebbassnil, she will turn you into a frog.

Metfebbassnil's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Metfebbassnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Metfebbassnil.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.