Dibragtambot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive eagle.

Dibragtambot created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dibragtambot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibragtambot, he will destroy your home planet.

Dibragtambot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dibragtambot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.