Narstigjop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak mouse.

Narstigjop created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narstigjop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narstigjop, it will turn you into a frog.

Narstigjop's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Narstigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.