Paknartsit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful skunk.

Paknartsit created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paknartsit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paknartsit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Paknartsit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Paknartsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paknartsit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not keep six whales in a large pit.