Bonkbissfabvanlibnill is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonest spider.

Bonkbissfabvanlibnill created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbissfabvanlibnill, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonkbissfabvanlibnill, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bonkbissfabvanlibnill's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bonkbissfabvanlibnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Bonkbissfabvanlibnill.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.