Yarttiflit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong penguin.

Yarttiflit created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarttiflit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarttiflit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yarttiflit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yarttiflit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.