Kadcebvag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying bird.

Kadcebvag created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadcebvag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadcebvag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kadcebvag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kadcebvag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kadcebvag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from purple manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.