Stragsadbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented hyena.

Stragsadbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Stragsadbiss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stragsadbiss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Stragsadbiss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stragsadbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.