Rakshavtam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unselfish gorilla.

Rakshavtam created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakshavtam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakshavtam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rakshavtam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rakshavtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing black rings and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing pink trousers and balancing three silver spheres on your legs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Never eat bark.