Loopcidyim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane shrew.

Loopcidyim created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Loopcidyim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Loopcidyim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Loopcidyim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Loopcidyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Loopcidyim.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.