Binnuthap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable dryad.

Binnuthap created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binnuthap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binnuthap, he will destroy your home planet.

Binnuthap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Binnuthap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Never paint your feet blue.

5. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the east.