Legfenlan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent bat.

Legfenlan created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfenlan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Legfenlan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Legfenlan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Legfenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near goats while wearing red skirts and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing yellow rings and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Legfenlan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always take life seriously.