Butpang is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair finch.

Butpang created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Butpang, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Butpang, it will throw large rocks at you.

Butpang's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Butpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.