Rigmatlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciless alligator.

Rigmatlarg created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigmatlarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rigmatlarg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rigmatlarg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rigmatlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.