Himhommot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate dingo.

Himhommot created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himhommot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himhommot, he will cry a lot.

Himhommot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Himhommot's Holy Commandments

1. Himhommot loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to hamsters while wearing magenta shirts.

4. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.