Vedtunxen Garlignill is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent human.

Vedtunxen Garlignill created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vedtunxen Garlignill, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedtunxen Garlignill, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vedtunxen Garlignill's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vedtunxen Garlignill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed onions to doves while wearing jumpers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never paint your chest violet.