Bugyattgar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring rhinoceros.

Bugyattgar created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugyattgar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bugyattgar, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bugyattgar's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bugyattgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing gray shoes and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Bugyattgar.