Gumhingon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive fly.

Gumhingon created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumhingon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gumhingon, she will turn you into a goat.

Gumhingon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gumhingon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.