Kincudrantip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gnu.

Kincudrantip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kincudrantip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kincudrantip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kincudrantip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kincudrantip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kincudrantip first in all things.

2. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.