Ten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty dugong.

Ten created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ten, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ten, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ten's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ten's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about archaea.