Cidmiszed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy shark.

Cidmiszed created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidmiszed, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cidmiszed, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cidmiszed's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cidmiszed's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never play with disobedient children.