Wonfondot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent clam.

Wonfondot created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfondot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonfondot, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wonfondot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wonfondot's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wonfondot.