Badwignig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, prudent sheep.

Badwignig created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badwignig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Badwignig, it will not care.

Badwignig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Badwignig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badwignig.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Badwignig's priests.