Nellxemvidkaplunfunhankik is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sage hummingbird.

Nellxemvidkaplunfunhankik created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellxemvidkaplunfunhankik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nellxemvidkaplunfunhankik, she will make you grow a tail.

Nellxemvidkaplunfunhankik's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nellxemvidkaplunfunhankik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Never feed limes to goats while wearing shirts.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nellxemvidkaplunfunhankik.

5. Always help sick cats.