Farvadbag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, slow rhinoceros.

Farvadbag created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farvadbag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farvadbag, it will ignore you.

Farvadbag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Farvadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your feet.