Dudsawmut is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, contented
goose.
Dudsawmut created water eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dudsawmut, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Dudsawmut, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Dudsawmut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Dudsawmut's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Dudsawmut's name in vain.
2. Learn six new languages a year.
3. Never talk about dolphins.
4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always treat cats with great respect.