Stiptadmin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain walrus.

Stiptadmin created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiptadmin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stiptadmin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Stiptadmin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stiptadmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if nine ducks approach from the north.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
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