Lenvidwit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring butterfly.

Lenvidwit created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenvidwit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lenvidwit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lenvidwit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lenvidwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Put Lenvidwit first in all things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect six gold sculptures of Lenvidwit on top of important buildings.