Fadflatsandtabzedquilladpag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing bird.

Fadflatsandtabzedquilladpag created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadflatsandtabzedquilladpag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadflatsandtabzedquilladpag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fadflatsandtabzedquilladpag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fadflatsandtabzedquilladpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fadflatsandtabzedquilladpag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fadflatsandtabzedquilladpag in the centre of the settlement.