Vanquillrul is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring rhinoceros.

Vanquillrul created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanquillrul, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vanquillrul, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vanquillrul's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vanquillrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.