Fitgedquag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering jaguar.

Fitgedquag created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitgedquag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fitgedquag, she will turn you into a duck.

Fitgedquag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fitgedquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Fitgedquag loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Fitgedquag loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not eat rice.