Babsterged is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured jellyfish.

Babsterged created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Babsterged, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Babsterged, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Babsterged's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Babsterged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Run away from cyan rats, for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not make images of living things.