Badcipbin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart mongoose.

Badcipbin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badcipbin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badcipbin, she will make you grow a tail.

Badcipbin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Badcipbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Badcipbin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the west.