Hanbutjam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring bee.

Hanbutjam created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbutjam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hanbutjam, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hanbutjam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hanbutjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about fire.