Inghimfit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humane turtle.

Inghimfit created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Inghimfit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Inghimfit, it will make you grow a tail.

Inghimfit's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Inghimfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing magenta dresses and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Respect your elders.