Garditzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain dingo.

Garditzim created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Garditzim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Garditzim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Garditzim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Garditzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.