Gubrillstikmab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered pigeon.

Gubrillstikmab created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gubrillstikmab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubrillstikmab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gubrillstikmab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gubrillstikmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Run away if seven otters approach from the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.