Pitgadlin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful toad.

Pitgadlin created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgadlin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pitgadlin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pitgadlin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pitgadlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pitgadlin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Put Pitgadlin first in all things.

4. Never sing near ants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.