Vilnibfud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective dragonfly.

Vilnibfud created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilnibfud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vilnibfud, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vilnibfud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vilnibfud's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Always pray immersed in water.