Basskapced is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Basskapced created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Basskapced, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Basskapced, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Basskapced's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Basskapced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Basskapced.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured eagles.