Hadladhun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful manatee.

Hadladhun created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadladhun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hadladhun, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hadladhun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hadladhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not take Hadladhun's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Hadladhun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing blue kilts and balancing six lead spheres on your back.