Jadfentap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unjust gorilla.

Jadfentap created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfentap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadfentap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jadfentap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jadfentap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Always help sick hamsters.