Hak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless wyvern.

Hak created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hak, she will turn you into a hamster.

Hak's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to sharks while wearing magenta shorts.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.