Busfedfob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart fly.

Busfedfob created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfedfob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Busfedfob, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Busfedfob's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Busfedfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Busfedfob loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.