Gamfarnflamfudhomzagsas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless swan.

Gamfarnflamfudhomzagsas created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamfarnflamfudhomzagsas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gamfarnflamfudhomzagsas, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gamfarnflamfudhomzagsas' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gamfarnflamfudhomzagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamfarnflamfudhomzagsas.

3. Never wear purple shoes.

4. Gamfarnflamfudhomzagsas loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed bread to shrews while wearing ear rings.