Babfungof is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust cobra.

Babfungof created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Babfungof, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Babfungof, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Babfungof's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Babfungof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babfungof.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing purple skirts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your head.

4. Retreat if five bats approach from the north.

5. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.