Gepvabtadbunrullmidlatwad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, almighty dryad.

Gepvabtadbunrullmidlatwad created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepvabtadbunrullmidlatwad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepvabtadbunrullmidlatwad, he will turn you into a plant.

Gepvabtadbunrullmidlatwad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gepvabtadbunrullmidlatwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Gepvabtadbunrullmidlatwad loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sheep.