Pancubkap Teendibceb is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient raccoon.

Pancubkap Teendibceb created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pancubkap Teendibceb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pancubkap Teendibceb, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pancubkap Teendibceb's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pancubkap Teendibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands black.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never wear pink kilts.

5. You must pray to Pancubkap Teendibceb five times a day.