Bigbissyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fast elephant.

Bigbissyatt created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Bigbissyatt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bigbissyatt, it will turn you into a plant.

Bigbissyatt's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bigbissyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Bigbissyatt loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Bigbissyatt's name in vain.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.